The Green Unicorn
Your blog is not complete if you don’t have this sexy cow
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Whenever I get a message on Tumblr, I get more excited than Steve from Blue’s Clues whenever he got mail.
I love ceilings……

most-awkward-moments:

I guess that makes me a ceiling fan.

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When my parents told me not to touch something fragile….

most-awkward-moments:

while they’re standing there i’m like…..

as soon as they leave…..


That moment when you’ve smiled so much that your cheeks hurt

most-awkward-moments:

So you try to rub them to make them stop hurting

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